So, Ted Cruz is out of the running. This means America won’t become a theocracy yet.
In case you missed his agenda, it was based around “religious liberty”, which in his interpretation meant revoking women’s rights and persecuting homosexuals, teaching Creationism (as in God created everything six thousand years ago and any material fact contradicting this is the work of the Devil) in schools, which of course leads to things like denying any kind of human induced climate change (as in screw the environment because the Bible doesn’t explicitly say you shouldn’t pollute your water supply with industrial waste).
You know, a Christian version of some Middle Eastern countries like Saudi Arabia or northern Iraq (not Iran though, they don’t persecute transsexuals or teachers who mention the evolution). So good job showing the world Trump isn’t the only candidate that should never win.